Thursday, February 2, 2012

Some People Search For The Strangest Things - Others Not So

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I often get a giggle out of seeing how people find my page when searching Google.
As I habitually look at my blog stats each day often I will also take look at the search terms someone has punched in and as result they have stumbled on my blog.
Seeing I write a fairly honestly about how hard I find motherhood, there are many searches that proove many other mums out there are having similar struggles.
I often wonder who these people are and if they need some more help other than reading my ramblings?
Some from the past few months include:
When will I enjoy being a Mum?
Do not enjoy being a mother/motherhood/mum (there are a LOT of these)
I hate being a stay at home Mother
Help me enjoy being a mum
I do not enjoy being a parent
I do not love my son/daughter
I want another baby but don’t enjoy Motherhood
Is one child enough
Becoming a Mum with no Family around
Normal to not love being a mum at first?
I love my children but don't enjoy being a mother
Is it enough just to be a mum
…..any many other variations of the above.
I see over a dozen visitors every day who find Muddled Up Mumma after searching on Google for something related to not enjoying Motherhood.
There’s those who obviously relate to me:
Aldi cleanskin white wine
Mumma needs coffee
Banrock station merlot cask free delivery
Mummys little helper wine
Stressed out and my life is muddled up
There’s some that make me laugh:
My husband perves all the time
My husband bought me a bloody awful mimco bag
Boss perves on big boob secretary
I’m 13 and perve on every big breast
Perving while swimming laps behind a girl with bikini
Do girls think you’re a perve if you take them swimming
Older sexy dad
An then there’s the downright bizzare ones…
Pictures of pregnant staffies
I love my sexy dad
I need about 400 dollars i am 11
My life could have been much better if i could be a princess
Mother divorce work death
Old people making a mess eating cake
Perving men go into women toilets for sex
What about you – do you have a blog or website that has been found via some unusual search terms? What’ the weirdest?
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